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The Cats' Protection League. A knock at the door. Open it? Better had. Three heavy cats, mean and bad. They offer protection. Listen man and listen good If you wanna stay in the neighbourhood, Pay your dues or the toms will call And wail each night on the backyard wall. Mangle the flowers, and as for the lawn a smelly minefield awaits you at dawn.

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They then disappeared like bats into hell Those bad, bad cats from the CPL. We're sorry if this infringes any copyright restrictions but it's too good a poem not to post! Poppy was a Scottish cat. From up in old Dundee.